A Long, Hard Sportster Ride

June 4th, 2015
Three Sportsters

These guys are some hard riders.

We were headed east on I-70 from Salina, Utah, and pulled off onto a scenic viewpoint. It actually was very scenic but what caught my eye at the same time were three motorcycles parked in a group. Of course I struck up a conversation with the riders.

Turns out these guys were from Green Bay. They had left Green Bay for Chicago where they picked up old US Route 66, which they took all the way to Santa Monica. They then turned north and rode up the Pacific Coast Highway to San Francisco, then turned east for Las Vegas. Now they were on their way back to Green Bay.

And what were they on?

“Let’s see, you’ve got two Sportsters and the other . . .”

“It’s a Sportster, too. They’re all Sportsters.”

“Wow, that a lot of miles on a Sportster.”

“Yeah, we get that a lot.”

“So when did you guys leave Green Bay?”

“A week ago.”

Holy crap! A week? Microsoft Streets & Trips tells me that’s about 4,000 miles. That’s about 570 miles per day. On Sportsters!

“Oh, we’ve got the peanut tanks so we have to stop for gas and stretch our legs every hundred miles or so.”

They said their longest day was about 600 miles, from San Francisco to Las Vegas. And they did skip some portions of Route 66 because it was taking a lot more time than they expected. But they said they were only doing 300 to 400 miles per day most days. Yeah, somebody’s math is a bit unclear. Maybe they started eight or nine days ago, not seven.

Nevertheless, that’s one heck of a ride, just burning up the miles day after day. And for pete’s sake, on Sportsters?!

Well, if that’s your thing, go for it, guys. I know three guys who will be talking about a certain bike trip for a long, long, long time.

Biker Quote for Today

The trick is not minding it hurts.

A Long Ride Alone

June 1st, 2015
Motorcyclist riding alone

Some people just like riding alone.

We met Sharon in Crater Lake National Park last week, sharing a four-plex cabin. Of course I took note instantly that one of our neighbors was on a Harley, and the fact that it had a Maryland plate make it that much more interesting. First I saw this middle-aged woman fiddling with the bags and assumed she was riding behind someone else. Then it became clear she was by herself. You bet I had to talk to her.

Sharon took early retirement and bought a motorcycle. Then she decided to take a long trip. “When will you be home?” her family asked. “When I get tired of riding,” she replied. She agreed with me that that might be never.

Yes, she had come from Maryland, the long way around. It was not her intent setting out but she was essentially doing a four-corners ride, having started by coming down the East Coast, then across the southern U.S., and was now going up the West Coast. After all this time alone she was going to meet up with a friend in Portland and another soon after that. Then she would be heading to Colorado.

“Are you going to the Steel Horse Sisterhood conference?” I asked.

Her jaw dropped. Up to this point I had not mentioned anything about the fact that I also ride a motorcycle.

“How do you know about that?” she asked. And yes, she is going to the event.

So I filled her in. Told her I’d be seeing her again in a few weeks.

Then we talked motorcycles. Of course. She asked if Judy rides and I told her only behind me–she’s afraid she’d crash and kill herself if she was operating the bike.

“Fear stops so many,” Sharon acknowledged.

But obviously it doesn’t stop Sharon. She was 5,000 miles and counting and wasn’t even thinking about heading home yet. I had to ask her if she knows Alisa Clickenger, one of the most gutsy women riders I know, and she said not in person but by email. She’s looking forward to meeting Alisa in person at the conference. I think they’ll have a lot to talk about.

As we pulled out Sharon was walking by and I called out to her, “See you in Loveland!”

“See you in Loveland!” she replied. And we will, very soon.

Biker Quote for Today

That road is fabulous, I wish to test it.

Busy Schedule for Steel Horse Sisterhood Women’s Motorcycle Summit

May 28th, 2015
SHS Logo

Steel Horse Sisterhood logo.

I mentioned last week that the Steel Horse Sisterhood Women’s Motorcycle Summit is scheduled for June 11-14 in Loveland. Here are some additional details.

Full registration for this four-day event is $125, or if you are a supporter or male companion it is $100. Some events are for women only but there is also a guys only ride. My guess would be these things coincide–that would only make sense.

Three are also additional fees for several classes. For instance, the accident-scene management course is $75, and the Western Dual Sport Off-Road Riding Clinic will run you $25. There are poker runs, breakfasts, receptions, and all the usual things you expect at motorcycle rallies. A new rider course offered by Thunder Mountain Harley-Davidson is $249.

Here are a few of the items on the program and the presenters.

  • Reduce the Odds presented by Laurie Latham
  • Think like a Negotiator presented by Eldonna Lewis Fernandez
  • A Woman’s Intuition presented by Brenda Simmons
  • Alisa Clickenger – Life’s Journey & the Power of the Road
  • Finding Opportunity in Adversity with Jocelyn Hastie
  • Living Raw with Karen Fritz
  • Let’s Talk About Gear – Brittany Morrow + Various Presenters
  • Gentle Flow + Yoga Nidra Class presented by Marina Koyen
  • Self Care for Bikers with Marina Koyen
  • Weapons for Women presented by Laurie Latham
  • Women Pushing The Curve of Adventure featuring Patricia Jacques
  • Make Fat Cry Featuring Betty Rocker
  • The Face of PTSD – A Spirited Panel Discussion
  • Put On Your Big Girl Panties, Featuring Terri Collier of Thunder Roads OK/AR

Joan tells me she is expecting perhaps 1,000 people for the Saturday night shin-dig that will be the biggest of the social events. Overall conference attendance she expects to be approximately 300. At last year’s first-ever event the mistake was made to plan the conference for International Female Ride Day (May 5 this year). Apparently there was a bit too much competition on that particular weekend, so this year the event was planned for later. That plus better weather later in the season has hopes up for a good turn-out.

Biker Quote for Today

Dirt bike diva: mud for make-up, gasoline for perfume

A Cross-Country Ride 65 Years Ago

May 25th, 2015
A Zundapp motorcycle

I have no idea if this is like the Zundapp Don rode. But it's a small Zundapp.

We recently visited family in Idaho and Don–85 or so, I’d guess–told me about motorcycles and his family. He said all four of their sons grew up riding, though only Randy now continues to do it much. That reminded me of a family gathering a few years ago at a condo on Monarch Pass in Colorado. Randy showed up on his bike, which he rode in a day down from The Boise area. Yikes!

But Don said his only personal experience on a bike was when he was about 20. He bought a used German Zundapp bike, about a 200cc or 250cc bike, and rode it from Cincinnati to a summer job at a national park out by Port Angeles, Washington. Presumably that was Olympia National Park out on the Olympic Peninsula.

So he left Cincinnati and made a stop in Chicago for a couple days. Then he set out of Washington. He made the trip in four days!

For the most part it was good weather. That was good because all he had was a bag with clothes and a blanket, strapped on the rear fender. At night he would pull over somewhere and spread the blanket out on the ground and sleep. No big deal.

But then on the third day he was approaching Snoqualmie Pass and it started to rain. He stopped and put on the parka that was his only rain protection. And not good rain protection. His pants were getting soaked.

As he neared the top of the pass the temperature dropped and it was almost snowing. Don was frozen. Against all his instincts he decided to pay $5 for a motel room up on the pass–nearly half of the money he had left at that point. But he was cold and it was necessary. A couple young women schoolteachers also staying at the motel saw this wet, chilled biker and asked if he would like some hot chicken-noodle soup. You bet!!

The next day the weather was clear and he rode on to his final destination, where he spent a great summer living in an old stone house on the beach.

When it came time to head back to Cincinnati the bike was not running well. No surprise that there were no Zundapp dealers anywhere close by. Don used some of his summer earnings to buy an old car and managed to squeeze the Zundapp into the back seat, and that was how they both got back. Then he fixed the bike and sold it.

Biker Quote for Today

You’re a biker wannabe if you like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.

Steel Horse Sisterhood Welcomes All Women On Motorcycles

May 21st, 2015
Steel Horse Sisterhood Summit

The registration page for the Steel Horse Sisterhood Summit. No, don't click that button to get to registration--this is just a captured image.

“Invariably every girl I talk to who’s riding behind says, ‘I don’t ride.’ And I’d say back to her, ‘But you are riding. You’re riding behind. You’re just as important. You may not be holding the handlebars but it’s important what you’re doing back there. This event is for you also.’ And then they go, ‘It is?’ And there’s been such a division between the girls who ride their own and the girls who ride behind.”

That’s Joan Krenning, the founder of the Steel Horse Sisterhood, which will be holding its second annual Steel Horse Sisterhood Women’s Motorcycle Summit in Loveland June 11-14.

In other words, whether you’re the one who controls the machine or you are the passenger–and even if you are a woman who doesn’t ride now but is interested–this conference is for you.

“Last year, in our first event, we had three girls within the two weeks after our event that went out and climbed on their own bikes,” said Joan. “After they came to our event they were excited, they were empowered, they wanted to do it, too.”

While the conference is basically a motorcycling conference, the aim of the Steel Horse Sisterhood is to promote:

Five elements of Healthy Living/Healthy Riding

  1. Spiritual wellness
  2. Practical life skills including mechanical
  3. Physical health of her body
  4. Mechanical health of her ride
  5. Charitable impact

The Women of the Steel Horse Sisterhood are passionate about contributing to the well-being of the world while viewing it on the back of a motorcycle with the wind in our faces.

Among the extensive list of presenters is adventure rider Alisa Clickenger, who is familiar to long-time readers of this blog; Brittany Morrow, who suffered a life-changing sportbike accident and has come back as a strong spokesperson for ATGATT; Colleen Vetere, who teaches accident-scene management; and, an interesting one for me, Coyo Carbone, a “curandera” (native healer and religious leader) who is also part of Western Dual Sport Motorcycle Adventures, which will be offering dual-sport riding training during the conference. (The reason for my interest is that I’m pretty dang sure Coyo is someone I know and have ridden with as Jacque and I guess Coyo is an alter ego I was unaware of.)

The conference is intended to be a charitable fundraiser as well. According to Joan:

The 2015 Steel Horse Sisterhood Summit will benefit the following charities:

  • Realities For Children Charities, a 501c3 charitable organization based in Ft. Collins, Colorado. 100% of all donations made to Realities For Children Charities are distributed directly to the youth they serve through 28 Affiliate Youth Agencies.
  • The mission of Grace After Fire is to provide the means for women Veterans to gain self-knowledge and self-renewal. The staff of GAF serves to protect the veteran, connect the resource and renew the women. As of 2014 the GAF administrative cost is at 8% with fund raising at 3%. Therefore, 89 cents of every $1.00 donated goes toward helping women veterans.
  • The SHSC Endowment for Levi’s Kids because….the World needs to fund more creative young people. An endowment to fund students who indicate a desire to pursue a future in the arts. These include media arts, graphic design, music, fashion, the visual and culinary arts, dance and theater.
  • Safe and Secure – a 501c3 charitable organization based in Arizona, dedicated to the effective means of education to children and teens for the prevention of sexual abuse, abduction, Internet safety and bullying.

So that’s a heads-up for anyone who is interested. I’ll have more information later on the various goings-on that are planned.

Biker Quote for Today

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. — Eric Bana

‘Why We Ride’ Filmmakers Head To Sturgis

May 17th, 2015
I Am Sturgis on Kickstarter

The "I Am Sturgis" Kickstarter campaign.

Why We Ride burst on the motorcycling scene awhile ago and has been a very popular movie, and not just for those of us who ride. (And by the way, if you haven’t seen it, you can watch it for free until May 19 on Vimeo.)

“We’ve received thousands of letters from fans telling us that after seeing Why We Ride they decided to ‘throw their leg over two-wheels’ and become motorcyclists,” says James Walker, producer of Why We Ride. “We cannot stop with just one movie. This is now a movement, and we would love to have the community help us continue telling these inspiring stories about our motorcycle culture.”

So what’s next? Well, conveniently, the Sturgis rally will be celebrating its 75th year anniversary this year. It’s a natural fit.

Says the Why We Ride website, “The impetus for the new movie stems partly from this year’s Sturgis Motorcycle Rally being the 75th Anniversary of that motorcycling institution. In recent years, the Sturgis rally has drawn half a million participants, but attendance estimates for this year’s anniversary rally exceed one million riders. There may never be a better time to capture the passion, dedication, and camaraderie of the motorcycling community, and there certainly is no better place than the iconic Sturgis gathering.”

So they’re doing a Kickstarter campaign to raise the money to make the film, I Am Sturgis. The filmmakers are looking for $350,000 and the last I looked they’re a long way from that total.

If you’ve seen Why We Ride and liked it, maybe you’ll want to chip in a few bucks. And if you haven’t seen it, it’s still available for a little while longer.

Biker Quote for Today

Murphy’s Motorcycle Laws: 4. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.