ugggh,!!!
\njust had one this morning!!
\nstopped for gas, same place, same pump i stop every morning.
\nsitting next to me is Uber Hot Mommy in her escalade, i’m talking
\nheather locklear, christie brinkley prime years hot here, she’s checkin me out,
\nor the bike, i look over, give the “yea im game” look, i say something stoopit,
\nshe smiles, then starts cracking up, im like, how rude, yea, well, she seen the gas overflowin outa my tank and all over my jeans.
\ni had visions of going home as a fiery comet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Enjoy.<\/p>\n
Biker Quote for Today<\/h3>\n
Evolution stops when stupidity is no longer fatal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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